User:Ben
[edit] Ben Simmons
Cyber Security Engineer/ HMIC of Star Wars Impersonators/ Graphics Extraordinaire
Ben is part of our support team and has been hacking computers since he was a teenager. He's the kind-ish voice on the other end of the phone, but spends his free time working on new ways to hack and defend computers where he's not so kind to the machines.
When Ben's not drawing humiliating pictures of us in Photoshop, and posting them around the office (a hobby we routinely have to beat him for), he's making the graphics that Jim then applies to our web interfaces.
In his spare time, he's developing the game "Project Genesis", an MMORPG. Ben spent 6 years in the US Army in the Infantry, and served in Iraq. He's also reported to be Dolphin safe, though, reportedly, that is unconfirmed. Raised by wolves, he often wanders off into the forests of Northern Virginia in search of his wolf brethren to commune with. He also likes to consume all of the wine that Scott makes.
